It's so cool, it's ridonculous.
Plus a place to post any expressions of your creativity. Thoughts, Words, Pictures, Music, Movies, Bad Jokes, Puns (like there's a distinction). Much Like a commune, but for cool people. Well, maybe not so much a commune. .
Monday, April 24, 2006
Weekly Photo Caption Contest!
Great job last week, and an A+ to Polk Daddy for his funniness. Have a go at this week's photo, and keep in mind that we have no idea who this guy is. At all.
There was a bight blue sky as Jared dropped his beach towel on the sand. "What a pleasant day for a swim," he said as the suprisingly warm ocean water filled his swimming trunks. "Ahhh..that feels nice... But wait! What's that? Why do I hear a woman sobbing?"
"Everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. You ain't cool unless you pee your pants!"
ReplyDeleteUnable to control his excitement, *Jared's first date was over before it even started.
ReplyDelete*Names have not been changed for particpant's protection.
It was then that Jared realized, "No one really likes the REAL me."
ReplyDeleteBut before Jared could get up the nerve to ask her out on a date, his excitement and anxiety got the better of him
ReplyDelete"So, hypothetically, if I hadn't just wet my pants, would you have been willing to go out with me?"
ReplyDeleteOvercome with Jared's special needs, Suzy realizes that she's way over her head with her relief society service project to help those in need.
ReplyDeleteExcitement = excrement!
ReplyDeleteThe list of things that pee themselves in excitment grows: Apes, Dogs, Jared, . . .
ReplyDelete"Well I told you that 'urine' for a real treat."
ReplyDelete"Okay, now you've really pissed me off."
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ReplyDeleteAs Jared dreamed....
ReplyDeleteThere was a bight blue sky as Jared dropped his beach towel on the sand.
"What a pleasant day for a swim," he said as the suprisingly warm ocean water filled his swimming trunks. "Ahhh..that feels nice... But wait! What's that? Why do I hear a woman sobbing?"
You guys make my job too hard! I'm supposed to pick ONE of these?! You're all just too dang funny... oh what the hey, megarella wins! Yay!
ReplyDeleteAwww... Thanks, bro!
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