Bemusing Site-O-The-Week: The Uncyclopedia

It looks just like wikipedia (the online open source encyclopedia) but it's funny. Here's Megatron as "The voice of God". Sacreligious? Yes. The only picture I saw to grab real quick? Also yes.

Ali G vs. the NBA

I don't know if everyone here is familiar with the Ali G (he's a comedian, British and is often controversial - sounds like a winning combo, right?) Anyway, he's funny. Well, he did a whole bunch of commercials for the NBA and verily, they're amusing. My faves are the Kobe Bryant one and the one where he makes fun of Steve Nash for being Canadian (that one's titled "MP3"). Enjoy them all!

Merry Christmas!

The lighter side of ultimate fighting....

Perhaps you've seen West Side Story. If so, then you know that the real battle is won before the battle. Real fights are over before they begin.

Its all about the dance.

ALSO:

And in case you haven't been introduced to Sappamania:
At the Zoo
Dont Ask

Baby Got Back

As a Merry Christmas present, I present to you Jonathan Coulton's cover of a Sir Mix-A-Lot classic.

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/music/thingaweek/BabyGotBack.mp3

Rest in peace...

Seduccion Prohibido: FOUR!

What?! Two episodes in a week? Oh yes my friends, the Seduccion Prohibido saga returns with Chapter Four. This baby's got sauce.

Seduccion Prohibido - Capitulo Cuatro: Quicktime 15.8MB
Seduccion Prohibido - Capitulo Cuatro: Windows Media 15.9MB

T says: "Treat your mother right, fool!"

Possibly the most hilarious Mr. T rap video about mothers I have ever seen... okay, the only one. And also he's wearing hot pants. And apparently not many words rhyme with "mother." And also... nah, that's it.

*Thanks again, Dave

Holy Ving Rhames! MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III!

This went up a couple of hours ago, and though I wasn't overly impressed with Mission Impossible: II (though I'm a rabid John Woo fan) this trailer straight up converted me to the greatness and euphoria that will be Mission Impossible III.
Watch and bemoan that it comes out all the way in May.

Ryan's Hairstyle of the Moment

I call this one: "Dwayne, the child killer".

Bemusing Site-o-the-Week - French Military Defeats

Here's the trick:

Go to google.com
Type "french military victories"
Hit "I'm feeling lucky" and check out the ensuing hilarity.

Or... just click the hyperlink in the title.

Here's a sample:

"Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux."

Hours and hours of fun at the expense of francophones worldwide. Enjoy!

Semi-Inspirational Quote of the Moment

"You didn't want to be tall enough to ride that ride anyway."

Seduccion Prohibido: III

The day you all have longed for is here. The third saucy installment in the Seduccion Prohibido series has arrived. And oh is it tantalizing.

Seduccion Prohibido: Capitulo Tres - Quicktime 20MB
Seduccion Prohibido: Capitulo Tres - Windows Media 20MB

Haven't seen the first two installments? Check them out in this earlier blog entry.
Seduccion Prohibido: I & II

Happy Holi-freaking-days!

Just a little Yuletide merriment from me and my iPod to you. : ) Man, how dweeby do I look?

Everyone, take time some time to congratulate Jon on his recent Nano

Now he's officially cool. Officially.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "cavity search"

I suddenly have no inclination to brush my teeth ever again.

*key quote: "and forced him to hand over his booty"

How much do you love your cell phone?

Not enough to stick my hand in a toilet, that's for dang sure.

*Thanks, Dave

That was close, I was almost Catwoman!

Your results:
You are Iron Man

Iron Man 60% Superman 60% Hulk 55% Catwoman 55% Green Lantern 55% The Flash 50% Robin 45% Spider-Man 45% Supergirl 45% Batman 25% Wonder Woman 20%

Inventor. Businessman. Genius.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Dang, I was hoping that I would be Batman

Your results:
You are Superman

Superman 80% The Flash 70% Spider-Man 60% Supergirl 50% Hulk 50% Iron Man 45% Catwoman 40% Wonder Woman 35% Green Lantern 35% Robin 30% Batman 25%

You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Hobo Names of the Day

I figure I should do more than one a day if we want to get through them, since there are, you know, 700 and all:

Prayerful Stan, the Bent-Knee Yahoo
Collegeboy Brainiac, the Hobo Einstein
49-State Apthorp, the Alaska-Phobe
Solid First Draft Patton Taylor

That is all.

I'd say this is an accurate description of Jon's cooking last night