When a man becomes 'peppered' it usually is attributed to his hair color, but in this case, it was birdshot. From a shot-gun. From Vice President Dick Cheney's shot-gun. No one could better report this than our friends down at the Daily Show with John Stewart. Probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
I just wrote a letter to the White House inviting the president to come Quayle hunting with me.
ReplyDeleteI didn't put my own return address though.
Freaking secret service.
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ReplyDeleteI'd say this covers all the bases.
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