Well shoot. It's about danged time someone posted something on this here blog, and that something'd better be worthwhile. So I connected those two trains of thought and had another caption contest. Let's see who still checks this place on a regular basis...
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ReplyDeleteif only my eyes weren't so squnity so i could see what this is . . .
ReplyDeleteUnaware of the others in the room, Jon imagines himself frolicing through a field in his new pink sun dress. To his dissappointment...the dress was purple.
ReplyDelete"Someday I'll get a girlfriend, but until then pillow, it's you and me."
ReplyDelete"Are they silky pajamas? Just tell me they're silky pajamas."
ReplyDelete"Too heavy...must open...too..."
ReplyDeleteits...a...banjo???
ReplyDeleteIn a world where nothing is as it seems... ONE MAN... ONE GIFT... and ZERO CHANCE of getting laid. EVER.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Jared wins.
ReplyDeleteOuch...
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