New Snakes on a Plane Trailer!

This is going to be one amazing movie. Here's the new trailer, with more of snake'hating Samuel L. Jackson. Oh man!

I thought this deserved posting...

Youtube is filled with wonderful gold.

Jon's Vacation: Day 5

I took this picture. Really.

You know what that is? It's a heaping bowl of freshly sliced California strawberries perched upon a bed of the finest Thrifty's vanilla ice cream. It really is one of life's greatest delights.

So, someday when I become a multi-billionaire or something to that effect, you know what I'll have after dinner? With all the purchasing power in the world, I would have a heaping bowl of freshly sliced California strawberries perched upon a bed of the finest Thrifty's vanilla ice cream. Desserts that are on fire, pish tosh. Desserts that require days to arduously craft, I turn my nose to you. Being home is nice.

So, what did I do today? I did my sister's engagement photos (touched them up etc. I think there's money in this by the way) Then I made some mucho progress on the movie. A barrel o' surprises this movie is going to be. We've got plot, likable characters, atmosphere, oh man, all we need is a budget and we'll be set. And the more I write the movie, the more I feel that its going to be a full lenth feature. I wonder if I'll be able to handle it.

I went to San Luis Obispo today. Ate dinner at Firestone BBQ and watched a bajillion Cal Poly girls walk in. Girls who drink is a huge turn off by the way. So are girls who swear. And smoke. Anyway, I about picked up on a girl in the Barnes & Noble where I was writing script. She was sitting at the table across the way doing homework. Then I realized that I live in Provo and she's probably not LDS. Kinda puts a damper on things real quick.

And I've decided that I'm going to take up photography again. So all you gorgeous women out there, I need some models. Just let me know.

Jon's Vacation: Day 4

Ah, a restaraunt which serves real seafood... only in California. Or Oregon, or Hawaii or anyplace that isn't Utah.

Many things accomplished today. All of it, stuff that was good for me to do, but kept me from doing the thing that I wanted to do the most today. Write the movie. Anyway, I'll be hitting it hard tomorrow.

Okay, here is my list of favorite Superhero movies (not comic book movies per se, because there are countless tons of those) as of late.

In descending order

1. Batman Begins - Pretty much perfect in every way. The Dark Knight to the World's Greatest Detective. Mind blowing production values, A list actors and crew, phenomenal storytelling. Simply, without peer.

2. Spiderman 2 - This film like, four-upped its predecessor. Everything was a notch above, along with a villanous plot with a redemptive twist. And Bruce Campbell is in it.

3. Superman Returns - Just saw this one tonight. It was good. Even very good. I liked the new Superman, I liked Lois. Loved Luthor. But for me it only had glimmers of the glory of Superman. Batman Begins had me writhe with glee every time we caught a glimpse of the caped crusader. Superman had that potential. His personal anguish, the plane sequence. Even saving the city, but it seemed like a simple summary to me. It was this close. Still, it's one of the best movies that I've seen this summer (which isn't necessarily saying much) and it's much better than the majority of the Marvel schlock that's been coming out lately. Oh yeah, Jared tells me there's a typo in the credits. Look for the 'Post Poduction Supervisor'.

4. X2 & X3 (Tie) - I know I know. There are a lot of you X3 haters out there, but I thought that the Ratner did great, especially with what he had been given. Multiple Man. Whenever did I think I would see Multiple Man in a movie? Awesome. X2 would have ranked higher up on the scale if Bryan Singer didn't insist on having huge dragging portions of the film (Superman had the same problem). X3, though not as densely plotted as X2, just let it all out. Yeah yeah, the Phoenix Saga could have been done better, but given the comic book context, I think they did well. Holy crap, how nerdy did I sound just then?

5. Spiderman
6. Blade
7. X-Men
(The list goes to crap right around here)
8. Daredevil
9. Hulk

And that's it. Fantastic Four isn't worthy to look at this list. I'd put Sky High higher up on the list than FF, and I haven't even seen Sky High.

So, that's what I did today, along with spending hours doing stuff for my sister's wedding. At least I'll only have to do that once (crosses fingers) : )

545 hours of usage?

Spiderman 3! Teaser trailer

The teaser trailer came out 20 minutes ago.
It is amazing. Check it out here.

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

Lot of pictures up here nowadays... anyhoo, have fun with this one!

Jon's Vacation Day 3

NAAAACHHHOOOOOOOO! Me outside the theatre.

So, using an objective evaluation, questionable would be as to the status of the productivity of my day. Really, I did only two things. I started writing the Sweet Noir Movie of Sickness (Working title) and I saw Nacho Libre with my family. Oh yeah, and I emptied the dishwasher too. And ate some chocolate mint ice cream bars from Schwans. It was a full day.

I came in to the 'Nach' having been heavily biased by all of my friends who have seen it and who have told me that it's ... ok. This, I'll have to admit, probably helped me a lot. I liked it. I think it's all about the context in which you see a film. The last film I saw before this was Shaun of the Dead (edited, of course). Had I been watching some Fellini or something, it might be a different story.

Anyway, 'whimsy' is how I'd describe it. It was paced a little slow, but man, there were some glimmering particles of hilarity. And the sweet Sister in the film, there is nun better. My mom loved the awkward big lipped stick of a man, my dad liked the underlying message, my brother loved the baptism scene and I loved the nun. So, officially, Ana de la Reguera is the new love of my life. That is, until I can trick a real girl into loving me. Boy, that last sentence was pitiful wasn't it? *sigh*.

Anyway, progress is being made. I'm liking what I'm writing (as far as the movie goes), and I hope you will too. BTW, anyone hear from Shark lately?

P.S. I'm back up to 148 pounds. Here's to 155 before I come back to Provo.

Oh yeah, and 24 hours until SUPERMAN RETURNS.

Jon's Vacation: Days 1&2

Even the wildlife missed me.

Well, what can I say? California is the truly the promised land. Yeah yeah Missouri and all that, but honestly, it's gorgous here. Anyway, a funny story that you can all hold over my head when I can get back.

Day 01 - Jon is officially retarded.
So, I flew out on Saturday. My flight was scheduled to fly out at 6:18 in the AM. Oh yeah. Utilizing some complex algorithims and math techniques , this means that I had to leave for the airport at 4. Four am. 4 am in the morning. So, being the busy guy that I am, I just pull the all nighter and I was ready to go.

God bless Dan for driving me there. The man volunteered. Bless his heart. He'll be blessed with a cute wife for sure. Anyway, I get to the airport at 5, check in, all is good to go. So we're supposed to board at 5:50, and I'm all set to go in my suit (cause I don't like sticking it in my suitcase where it will get wrinkled) and CNN is assaulting the ears of everyone at the gate. So it's 5:45 and yes, I fall asleep.

I wake up and everyone is gone. I check the time, 6:15, the plane is still there, I can see it through the glass. Holy crap holy crap holy crap. So I'm trying to track down an attendant desparately in the next three minutes but my leg had fallen asleep, so I'm in a suit wearing my Jack Bauer man bag, limping around the terminal and finally I find someone, and he says that I can't get on. But the plane is still in the gate! Yeah, but they've already 'pushed'. What is this, avaiation or Childbirth?

So I got on a plane at 8:40. Yep, those were two of the most abysmal hours of my life waiting for that flight. I felt like the biggest (not so much in a girth sense) moron that had ever lived. But I made it to California okay.

Oh yeah, and whatever happened to the age of cute flight attendants? In my life, I've seen say, maybe one.

Day 02 - Normalcy
You have no idea how nice it is to go to church, and enjoy church. No pre-church meetings, not post-church duties, no running around during church trying to get things done. Church as church. I got to ponder, I got to pray. I got to truly enjoy the spirit of a ward. It had been a long time since a Sunday has been a Sunday for me.

Then I got to go home and grill (cause what else do you do on a Sunday?) We had friends over and I got to visit with one of my favorite families, and play some piano. It was good. It was relaxing. It was everything that a Sunday should have been.

I've been doing a lot of pondering lately. I like having the time to sit down and just think. Perhaps I'll write some down and heaven forbid, even blog it. Anyway, that's what's been going down. Tomorrow, writing on the new movie begins, and Tuesday, SUPERMAN RETURNS.

Friends, Fun and BBQ (Who's that asian kid?)

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

Some of you may remember this fellow(?) from awhile ago. Be gentle.

What are you going to do with 30,000 hours of Chinese music?

hmm?

Lets make it a contest even!

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

Pretty cool, huh? Whoever this guy is, he must be one fierce cage fighter.

Steven Seagal

Happy Feet

There are few movies that I'm so readily sold on...

Get Vista Today ! ! !

I just ordered the DVD kit (includes the 32-bit and 64-bit versions) and it cost $10.73 ($6 for Vista, $4 for shipping, and $0.73 for tax). You can also download the ISO's if you prefer. Microsoft is only doing this for a "certain number" of people. Hurry if you're interested! I think they made it available yesterday.

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

Nice hustle last week, everybody (especially Polk Daddy)! This week's photo is kinda small, but I'm confident you will overcome. Just like a fat kid trying to open a bag of Cheezy Poofs.

Replace "Drew" with "John" and he pegged it

For some reason, I thought of John when I read this one...

Feminists Strike Again ! ! !

Can I go in, or not?

New Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

Okay, forget about last week -- here's a slice of fried photographic gold for you to dissect. And remember, we have no idea who the kid on the left with the sweet gecko shirt is.

Po po zao?

Finally, all of my favorite things put together on one wicked awesome YouTube clip: Conan O'Brien, James Lipton and K-Fed. Enjoy.

Check out some vacation photos!

Like this one!

New Hairstyle of the Week

For those of you who have been on the blog for a while, you may remember Ryan's hairstyles of the moment. Well, it's back by popular demand, and has now been extended to include facial hairstyles as well. In fact, let's make it a caption contest. I will announce next week who is the winner of this contest.

Jon's a ninja! Or something!

Nothing has been posted for a while

So I'll put up a few funny youtubes.

Heres one.

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

Two words for Larry: TOTAL DOMINATION. Last week, that is. Let's see how you do this week. (And the contest is open to non-Larries, too)

Bemusing Site of the Moment: Cute Overload

Your roomate bringing over a girl he's trying to impress? Did he leave his laptop laying out in the front room. Why not make him a screensaver to accentuate his more sensitive side? Yep. Guarenteed to win her over. If she doesn't puke first.

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

Whew! Last week was a blast! Give megarella a high-five for her winning caption about that random anonymous guy that nobody knows who apparently wet his pants. Here's this week's photo for you to dissect:

The Banana: an athiest nightmare!

All of Berkley's course audio now on iTunes for Free! Free College?

So... anyone want free college? I think I'll be pulling a Kanye and turn into a College Dropout right now.

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Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

Great job last week, and an A+ to Polk Daddy for his funniness. Have a go at this week's photo, and keep in mind that we have no idea who this guy is. At all.

Winter X Games Pictures!

So finally for everyone to see, the SIIICK pictures from the Aspen X Games trip. Hope you like it.

Switch: Director's Cut

Okay, this is so that I can get the word out that yes, the directors cut is done and it is encoding for the web as we speak. The premiere went well which we got to do in conjunction with Jono Decker and Alan Seawright's 29 series. We had over 900 people in attendance. Pretty dang hot if you ask me. As soon as the film is ready for the web, it'll go up here.

Invisible Children - If you are a moral person, give this a look.

Okay, so the picture makes this look like a cheese-ball-type post, but it's not. I just saw a short film, a documentary chronicling what has now become referred to as "the Invisible Children"; an ongoing travesty in Uganda in which a large group of rebels "conscript" (abduct) children from the ages of 5 to 12 to fight against the Ugandan government. It's harrowing and very affecting. These children are subjugated via torture and brutal violence and then forced to carry it out upon other children.

Well, this is an issue which I feel needs more mainstream exposure, so hence, the post. Hundreds of thousands of children have been abducted over the past few years and there is an American movement to help educate these children and as far as I understand to ask the US Government to put pressure onto the Ugandan government to put an end to the conflict.

Either way, it's a good cause and it's definately worth the view. Here's a link to the trailer and we're working to get the full film up onto YouTube or something.

The Official Invisible Children Site
The Invisible Children Myspace Site

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

Congratulations for last week's victory, Larry! Hope everyone has fun with this week's photo!

Whale blubber tastes like crisco....

and it the taste doesn't leave your mouth for days.

Check it

What do you do with YOUR Dell?

German Coastguard

From U-Boats to useless. How the mighty have fallen...

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

Great job last week, everyone (especially Polk Daddy)! Let's see what you've got here.

Sometimes I amaze myself....

Two things:

-I like to send do April Fool's business early, so that I can actually catch people.

-I stay up late.

Combine those two things, and you get this email:

SUBJECT: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, I HAVE TO TELL YOU MY REAL FEELINGS

PLEASE.

Just read this. I dont care if you never want to speak to me again, just read this and understand!

This is very difficult for me...I'm sorry if this weirds you out....we've known eachother for so long....

....I've been waiting almost a year now....I have to tell you....I take it....it hurt so bad seeing you before....

Of recent events certain things have come to light...I recently moved out...because my mom found my stash....she came home from work early and...I'm usually pretty quick about this...but she caught me in the act. Well needless to say and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in bel-air". I begged and pleaded with her the other day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home, smell you later". Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

I thought it was hilarious when I sent it to about ten different girls. Only in retrospect I do wonder what I was thinking.

Well, needless to say this didn't turn out well. I got about 4 sincere letters of concern, 4 girls avoiding me completely, and 2 left unaccounted for. I've heard a lot of comedians say that to become a succesul in that line of work, all one has to do is create bizzare situations that humiliate ones self and everyone around him, and then recount everything for his audience. I dont know though.

Weekly Photo Caption Contest! A bit late this week!

If you see trent, be sure to congratulate him on his extensive knowledge of all things Magic: The Gathering. Have fun with this week's photo!

Award Winning Baltimore Commercial!

So as many of you know, I was in Baltmore for a week. Doing what, you ask? I was competing with other Universities across the nation in a communications (make us a lame commercial about the technology in the Baltimore Inner Harbor) competition. Well, we totally got robbed, but we still took second. Not a bad weekend overall with the iOscars and such, eh? Well, we won with a butchered :30 cut, so I did an extended version and a blooper reel which are here for all of you to enjoy. Written, shot and cut in 24 hours. That's skills, baby.

:30 Baltimore Commercial (4MB Quicktime)
Extended Directors Cut (8MB Quicktime)
Blooper Reel (9.9MB Quicktime)

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

A big thumbs-up to everyone ballsy enough to post last week. I found an easy one for you this week, so have at it!

Woohoo! iOscars Domination!

Switch took 3rd place overall!! And if that wasn't enough, Jon also took home a judge's award for Best Cinematography! How many other movies got TWO awards? The answer is none, my friend. None. Now the people want to know: when will we get the 10 minute cut?

The best dang show Nickelodeon ever had, bar none

Did anyone ever watch "The Adventures of Pete and Pete?" If you did, you'll agree that it runs circles around any of the kid shows on nowadays.

So imaginitive and fresh! And sometimes so completely random (i.e. anything with Artie, the Strongest Man in the World)! Check out this cast of superstars:
Iggy Pop (musician and actor)
LL Cool J (rapper turned actor)
Bebe Neuwirth (Tony- and Emmy-award winning actress)
Chris Elliott (comedian and actor)
Adam West (actor and Batman)
Steve Buscemi (actor)
Michael Stipe (musician, REM)
Juliana Hatfield (musician)
Kate Pierson (musician, the B-52's)
Debbie Harry (musician, Blondie; actress)
Richard Edson (independent film actor)
Martin Donovan (independent film actor)
William Hickey (cool old guy actor)
Rick Gomez (actor)
Michelle Trachtenberg (actress)

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

Sticking with an Asian theme (as much for Jon as for anyone else), here's this week's caption-puzzler:

Check out this STUD ! ! !

Just thought y'all would enjoy this little pic.

Switch - Trailer *Updated*

Okay, pretty much, this is the hottest most amazing film project that I have ever EVER embarked on. Action, guns, fights, backflips, cute women, explosions, stunts,etc etc all over the freaking place and here is the trailer. Such hotness. Enjoy.

Now there are high-res and full HD resolution versions!
Full HD Resolution 1280x720 (Quicktime 7 Required - H.264) 151MB
High Resolution 640x360 (Quicktime 7 Required- H.264) 52.5MB
Quicktime - 6MB
YouTube - Flash Video

Weekly Photo Caption Contest! A bit late this week!

A reflection of someone's home life? I'll stop there and let you make up the captions.

Castle II: The Castle-ing

So, one of my buddies made this game in two weeks. It's crazy cool and pretty much the best time waster since...blast-billiards, or dare I say it, any season of 24. It's that fun. Oh, and if you beat level 18, you deserve sick mad props.
Enjoy I say, enjoy!
P.S. The Hasselhoff post was #100. Congrats J-Rad!

Ribbons!

Good stuff

Read this

and then

Watch this

But you have to do it in that order, otherwise it doesnt count.

Really.

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

If you missed last week's contest, be sure to check it out and congratulate Dustin on his decisive victory. Here's the main course this week:

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