Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

Congratulations for last week's victory, Larry! Hope everyone has fun with this week's photo!

Whale blubber tastes like crisco....

and it the taste doesn't leave your mouth for days.

Check it

What do you do with YOUR Dell?

German Coastguard

From U-Boats to useless. How the mighty have fallen...

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

Great job last week, everyone (especially Polk Daddy)! Let's see what you've got here.

Sometimes I amaze myself....

Two things:

-I like to send do April Fool's business early, so that I can actually catch people.

-I stay up late.

Combine those two things, and you get this email:

SUBJECT: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, I HAVE TO TELL YOU MY REAL FEELINGS

PLEASE.

Just read this. I dont care if you never want to speak to me again, just read this and understand!

This is very difficult for me...I'm sorry if this weirds you out....we've known eachother for so long....

....I've been waiting almost a year now....I have to tell you....I take it....it hurt so bad seeing you before....

Of recent events certain things have come to light...I recently moved out...because my mom found my stash....she came home from work early and...I'm usually pretty quick about this...but she caught me in the act. Well needless to say and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in bel-air". I begged and pleaded with her the other day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home, smell you later". Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

I thought it was hilarious when I sent it to about ten different girls. Only in retrospect I do wonder what I was thinking.

Well, needless to say this didn't turn out well. I got about 4 sincere letters of concern, 4 girls avoiding me completely, and 2 left unaccounted for. I've heard a lot of comedians say that to become a succesul in that line of work, all one has to do is create bizzare situations that humiliate ones self and everyone around him, and then recount everything for his audience. I dont know though.

Weekly Photo Caption Contest! A bit late this week!

If you see trent, be sure to congratulate him on his extensive knowledge of all things Magic: The Gathering. Have fun with this week's photo!

Award Winning Baltimore Commercial!

So as many of you know, I was in Baltmore for a week. Doing what, you ask? I was competing with other Universities across the nation in a communications (make us a lame commercial about the technology in the Baltimore Inner Harbor) competition. Well, we totally got robbed, but we still took second. Not a bad weekend overall with the iOscars and such, eh? Well, we won with a butchered :30 cut, so I did an extended version and a blooper reel which are here for all of you to enjoy. Written, shot and cut in 24 hours. That's skills, baby.

:30 Baltimore Commercial (4MB Quicktime)
Extended Directors Cut (8MB Quicktime)
Blooper Reel (9.9MB Quicktime)

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

A big thumbs-up to everyone ballsy enough to post last week. I found an easy one for you this week, so have at it!

Woohoo! iOscars Domination!

Switch took 3rd place overall!! And if that wasn't enough, Jon also took home a judge's award for Best Cinematography! How many other movies got TWO awards? The answer is none, my friend. None. Now the people want to know: when will we get the 10 minute cut?

The best dang show Nickelodeon ever had, bar none

Did anyone ever watch "The Adventures of Pete and Pete?" If you did, you'll agree that it runs circles around any of the kid shows on nowadays.

So imaginitive and fresh! And sometimes so completely random (i.e. anything with Artie, the Strongest Man in the World)! Check out this cast of superstars:
Iggy Pop (musician and actor)
LL Cool J (rapper turned actor)
Bebe Neuwirth (Tony- and Emmy-award winning actress)
Chris Elliott (comedian and actor)
Adam West (actor and Batman)
Steve Buscemi (actor)
Michael Stipe (musician, REM)
Juliana Hatfield (musician)
Kate Pierson (musician, the B-52's)
Debbie Harry (musician, Blondie; actress)
Richard Edson (independent film actor)
Martin Donovan (independent film actor)
William Hickey (cool old guy actor)
Rick Gomez (actor)
Michelle Trachtenberg (actress)

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

Sticking with an Asian theme (as much for Jon as for anyone else), here's this week's caption-puzzler:

Check out this STUD ! ! !

Just thought y'all would enjoy this little pic.

Switch - Trailer *Updated*

Okay, pretty much, this is the hottest most amazing film project that I have ever EVER embarked on. Action, guns, fights, backflips, cute women, explosions, stunts,etc etc all over the freaking place and here is the trailer. Such hotness. Enjoy.

Now there are high-res and full HD resolution versions!
Full HD Resolution 1280x720 (Quicktime 7 Required - H.264) 151MB
High Resolution 640x360 (Quicktime 7 Required- H.264) 52.5MB
Quicktime - 6MB
YouTube - Flash Video

Weekly Photo Caption Contest! A bit late this week!

A reflection of someone's home life? I'll stop there and let you make up the captions.

Castle II: The Castle-ing

So, one of my buddies made this game in two weeks. It's crazy cool and pretty much the best time waster since...blast-billiards, or dare I say it, any season of 24. It's that fun. Oh, and if you beat level 18, you deserve sick mad props.
Enjoy I say, enjoy!
P.S. The Hasselhoff post was #100. Congrats J-Rad!

Ribbons!

Good stuff

Read this

and then

Watch this

But you have to do it in that order, otherwise it doesnt count.

Really.

Weekly Photo Caption Contest!

If you missed last week's contest, be sure to check it out and congratulate Dustin on his decisive victory. Here's the main course this week:

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