That's not the only cool thing the Japanese do...

*Thanks, Dave!

So neo-japanese cool.

It's so cool. Be entranced by the rhythms of the weird kabuki dolls. I wish I could animate this cool.

Merry Christmas!

Oh so very true.

There's not much else to say. It's a crap fad, and that's what it'll always be. (Click the link in the title to read it)

You're gonna need an awful big glass of water to get that down.

I thought that after the age of three people knew not to put plastic in their mouths.

Something to aspire to...

My new goal in life is to be as good at sidewalk drawing as the guy in Japan that drew this...whoever he is. A New Year's resolution, mayhaps.

More Jonathan Coulton

Turns out you can download his entire collection of songs! Merry frickin' Christmas.

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songs

My favorites:

A cover of Destiny Child's Bills,Bills,Bills

Skullcrusher Mountain, an ode from a Mad Scientist to his quarry.

Ikea, a love letter to the furniture store for "college kids and divorced men."

Ryan's Hairstyle of the Moment

For all you LDS kids, it just so happens that today is Joseph Smith's birthday. So in homage, today's hairstyle is aptly titled "the Joseph Smith-esque period coiffer"

Bemusing Site-O-The-Week: The Uncyclopedia

It looks just like wikipedia (the online open source encyclopedia) but it's funny. Here's Megatron as "The voice of God". Sacreligious? Yes. The only picture I saw to grab real quick? Also yes.

Ali G vs. the NBA

I don't know if everyone here is familiar with the Ali G (he's a comedian, British and is often controversial - sounds like a winning combo, right?) Anyway, he's funny. Well, he did a whole bunch of commercials for the NBA and verily, they're amusing. My faves are the Kobe Bryant one and the one where he makes fun of Steve Nash for being Canadian (that one's titled "MP3"). Enjoy them all!

Merry Christmas!

The lighter side of ultimate fighting....

Perhaps you've seen West Side Story. If so, then you know that the real battle is won before the battle. Real fights are over before they begin.

Its all about the dance.

ALSO:

And in case you haven't been introduced to Sappamania:
At the Zoo
Dont Ask

Baby Got Back

As a Merry Christmas present, I present to you Jonathan Coulton's cover of a Sir Mix-A-Lot classic.

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/music/thingaweek/BabyGotBack.mp3

Rest in peace...

Seduccion Prohibido: FOUR!

What?! Two episodes in a week? Oh yes my friends, the Seduccion Prohibido saga returns with Chapter Four. This baby's got sauce.

Seduccion Prohibido - Capitulo Cuatro: Quicktime 15.8MB
Seduccion Prohibido - Capitulo Cuatro: Windows Media 15.9MB

T says: "Treat your mother right, fool!"

Possibly the most hilarious Mr. T rap video about mothers I have ever seen... okay, the only one. And also he's wearing hot pants. And apparently not many words rhyme with "mother." And also... nah, that's it.

*Thanks again, Dave

Holy Ving Rhames! MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III!

This went up a couple of hours ago, and though I wasn't overly impressed with Mission Impossible: II (though I'm a rabid John Woo fan) this trailer straight up converted me to the greatness and euphoria that will be Mission Impossible III.
Watch and bemoan that it comes out all the way in May.

Ryan's Hairstyle of the Moment

I call this one: "Dwayne, the child killer".

Bemusing Site-o-the-Week - French Military Defeats

Here's the trick:

Go to google.com
Type "french military victories"
Hit "I'm feeling lucky" and check out the ensuing hilarity.

Or... just click the hyperlink in the title.

Here's a sample:

"Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux."

Hours and hours of fun at the expense of francophones worldwide. Enjoy!

Semi-Inspirational Quote of the Moment

"You didn't want to be tall enough to ride that ride anyway."

Seduccion Prohibido: III

The day you all have longed for is here. The third saucy installment in the Seduccion Prohibido series has arrived. And oh is it tantalizing.

Seduccion Prohibido: Capitulo Tres - Quicktime 20MB
Seduccion Prohibido: Capitulo Tres - Windows Media 20MB

Haven't seen the first two installments? Check them out in this earlier blog entry.
Seduccion Prohibido: I & II

Happy Holi-freaking-days!

Just a little Yuletide merriment from me and my iPod to you. : ) Man, how dweeby do I look?