Hey folks! Sorry it took me forever to post this, but our Internet has been having problems the last few weeks. As for a winner from the last contest, I think Jared's feax hawk comment takes the cake. Here's one of me in Morocco. Enjoy!
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
EuroTrip Keeps On Truckin'
Hey folks! Sorry it took me forever to post this, but our Internet has been having problems the last few weeks. As for a winner from the last contest, I think Jared's feax hawk comment takes the cake. Here's one of me in Morocco. Enjoy!
Puns of Fun
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Wow. Just... wow.
This makes me feel all sorts of dirty. And not the good dirty. No. Jon Howe dirty.
Monday, January 22, 2007
Sundance Madness
Here you go, J-rad. And to everyone else who wasn't a part of the Jontourage, here's a picture of us up at Sundance hanging out with Roy from the Office.
Fare Thee Well, Sweet Prince
If you had any questions as to the status of our dear friend Curtis Manning, put them to rest and know that he died the best way possible: at the hands of Jack Bauer.
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Saturday, January 06, 2007
EuroTrip... Back in Action
Hey everyone! Sorry it took me so long to finally put up a new caption contest. As far as a winner for the last one, I think it goes to Jon. Although Leaper's comment was pretty good, too. This one is from my surfing trip to the Canary Islands. And since you all seem to enjoy making fun of me so much, perhaps I will continue to post pictures from the trip even though I am already back in the United States.
Friday, January 05, 2007
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
I'm on vacation.
So, I'm at home and it's beautiful. How was everyone's holiday? Oh yeah, and Aubrey arrives today. [excitement] Just thought I'd make people who live in the snow a little jealous. (It's 70 degrees here)
P.S. Everyone who was listed as a contributor, you're still a contributor. We just need to post stuff to help the blogger.com refresh. And I have tagged some of the posts with the sweet new labeling system, but I didn't do them all (I still sorta have a life, you know). If you feel like tagging your own past posts, feel free! Organization is the nectar of the gods!
A New Year, A New Look.
Hey everyone! Happy New Year! I've already used my post's quota for exclamation points!
Anyway, you may have noticed a slightly new look to the blog (gotta keep up with the Joneses). Well, I figured what better a way to ring in 2007 with a new face on the Canasian blog. Heck, while I'm at it, why not have myself start contributing to my own blog again? Well, I'm back baby, I'm only taking 5 credits this semester, so there will be some definite blog time.
Quick poll: Should I keep everyone updated on the progress of the next set of Cosmo Films on this blog? Tell me what you think in the comments.
Okay, and one last treat for you all. My brother-in-law showed me this one. Apparently, this was the #1 music video in Japan for 2006. (No wonder we beat them in WWII.) It's funny. (Not that joke, the video.) Enjoy!
Anyway, you may have noticed a slightly new look to the blog (gotta keep up with the Joneses). Well, I figured what better a way to ring in 2007 with a new face on the Canasian blog. Heck, while I'm at it, why not have myself start contributing to my own blog again? Well, I'm back baby, I'm only taking 5 credits this semester, so there will be some definite blog time.
Quick poll: Should I keep everyone updated on the progress of the next set of Cosmo Films on this blog? Tell me what you think in the comments.
Okay, and one last treat for you all. My brother-in-law showed me this one. Apparently, this was the #1 music video in Japan for 2006. (No wonder we beat them in WWII.) It's funny. (Not that joke, the video.) Enjoy!
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