Showing posts with label Homies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Homies. Show all posts

Monday, May 21, 2007

CAPTION CONTEST 2.0!
















Well shoot. It's about danged time someone posted something on this here blog, and that something'd better be worthwhile. So I connected those two trains of thought and had another caption contest. Let's see who still checks this place on a regular basis...

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

New Caption Contest! Yee-yuh.


















Oh baby. Check the post below to see if you're a man, and check this one to see if you have a sense of humor. Bring it kiddos. That's right. I called you kiddos.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

EuroTrip... Back in Action

Hey everyone! Sorry it took me so long to finally put up a new caption contest. As far as a winner for the last one, I think it goes to Jon. Although Leaper's comment was pretty good, too. This one is from my surfing trip to the Canary Islands. And since you all seem to enjoy making fun of me so much, perhaps I will continue to post pictures from the trip even though I am already back in the United States.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Jared Caved!

Jared is on Facebook, just thought everyone should know.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

EuroTrip Update

Hey guys! Sorry that I haven´t been able to put up a new photo for the contest. The internet at my house is down, so I have no real way of putting up a new picture as of right now. Especially since I am leaving tonight to go to Morocco for the weekend! Take that, all of you James Bond-watchers! Love, Ryan

P.S. I miss you too, Jes

Monday, November 20, 2006

The Return of EuroTrip

Hey folks, sorry if it's been a while. The winner from last week had to be J-rad's child custody comment. This new picture is from San Sebastian, a city on the northern coast of Spain, about ten miles from France. I personally think this looks like the cover of some whiny emo rock band CD, but that's just a suggestion.

Saturday, November 04, 2006

EuroTrip... With a Vengeance

Hey folks, Sorry it took a while to get this one up, but I have been out of town. As for a winner for last week, I would have to say Jon's shirt comment made me laugh the hardest, although Jes had some really good ones too. I hope you enjoy this picture of me in Burgos. That ice cream cone man is eating an ice cream cone. That's just sick!

Monday, October 23, 2006

EuroTrip Goes On and On

Sorry it took me so long to get this one posted. As for a winner, I would have to say Jared's first comment was the best! I hope you guys have fun with this one of me in a famous park in the city of Burgos in eastern Spain. Enjoy! (Notice: Any Brokeback Mountain - related comments will not be taken into consideration)

Monday, October 09, 2006

EuroTrip Strikes Back!

Good comments from everyone last week. I think it's time I finally award my father the best caption of the week with his last one, however Jared's comment came in a close second. This next picture is of me sitting in the County Hall in Valladolid, a small city in Northern Spain. It looks like I'm probably saying something very important.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

EuroTrip Again

Hey folks! Sorry it took me a while to get this one up. As far as a winner for last week goes, I think this one has to go to J-rad's "token" comment (although the insults from my Dad came in a close second). For this week, here's a picture of me overlooking the Forum (right by the Colliseum) in Rome. What am I pondering about in this picture? You decide!

Monday, September 18, 2006

EuroTrip keeps on coming!

Great Posts from everyone on that last contest, although I think Canasian's last comment about the jacket made me laugh the hardest. And yes, I do feel that the person who designed it deserves a hot girlfriend. So, in honor of last week's winner, here's another more regal picture of that hot track jacket, on display in front of a statue of Columbus in Barcelona. Enjoy.

Monday, September 11, 2006

EuroTrip Bonus Picture!

This picture isn't for a photo contest, but I thought it still deserves to be posted. I can only imagine this movie is even better in French.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

EuroTrip 2006!

Sorry I haven't written in a while, but I have been travelling trugh Europe and have finally settled down in Madrid for my semester of Study Abroad. However, I wanted to include all of you in this trip, as well as give you an opportunity to make fun of me even though I am across the sea, by starting the EuroTrip photo caption contest. Here I am in Stuttgart, Germany, outside of the Mercedes Benz museum. Enjoy. -Ryan

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Jon's Vacation: Day 12

Almost done with writing the movie. (Well, the storyline)

Oh, and my lower back is killing me. It's been killing me for a week. Does anyone know a cute girl who'd be willing to massage it for me?

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Jon's Vacation: Days 10 & 11

A little holiday photo essay for you all. Our stake throws a 4th of July pancake breakfast every year. So I brought the camera and saw what I could see. It was a gorgeous day, the sun was out, even at 8:30 in the morning. Don't worry though. I took a nap when I got home. : )












Patriotic kid asking about the flag in the man's shirt pocket.














My not so little brother and my dad and his huge straw (He made it out of a flag. Is that legal?)












Now the same kid is getting stories about how the krauts made a run on gramps.









My mom hates getting her picture taken. : )











Yours truly. I think I'm squinting, but I can't really tell. : )

Monday, July 03, 2006

Jon's Vacation: Day 9











'Jon, I miss you.' Ah, my fantasy girlfriend, Audrey Tautou. (So cute.)

Man, my vacation is over half over. It's kinda strange being on the downside to a great and relaxing trip. You know it feels when you're taking a test and you have like, 10 questions left, and like 25 minutes left to do them in, which is more than enough time but you stress about it anyway? That's how I feel right now about my vacation. I've got like, 5 days left.

I got to hold a three day old baby today. One of my friends just had it cute as punch. It's amazing how tiny babies are. I was so nervous (cause I didn't want to drop it, cough on it, etc. It's a girl by the way, Kaiah). But she was just sleeping away, cute as can be. Truly the whole power to create life business is a miracle. I just can't hardly fathom a little soul being in there. (Actual picture of the wee babe, taken by yours truly)

Oh yeah. An update for everyone. From now on, the term, 'fake girlfriend' is not to be used. It comes off as sort of condescending. It has now been changed to 'mock girlfriend' until further notice. (Personally, I enjoyed 'pretend girlfriend').

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Jon's Vacation: Day 8













How incredibly cool am I? Well, maybe just sworda cool. Get it? Get it?

Anyway. So, there's home construction today. We're tiling the back patio, becuase my dad apparently has this mediterranian island paradise vision for our back yard. I think it'll be nice. So that went on for a while.

Then I made some amazing salad for a dinner we were invited to by the family of my brother's best friend. (Ask me for the recipe)

Anyway, thought of the day. Isn't it amazing how blessings pour out when you least expect them? But when they come they always come at a time when you didn't really notice you needed them, but upon reflection, holy crap, it would have been so hard without them. Okay, that was as clear as mud. To elucidate, an example. So, my family isn't one that anyone would call 'rich'. We're comfortable. We're in the middle class. But we have many expenses, like two kids in college, three cars (two in CA and one in UT) and oh yeah, my sister is getting married. That's a big one. So, we get by.

Well, randomly, I get this letter in the mail from BYU today, and 'hey Jon, you get a half-tuition scholarship next year'. How nice is that? Completely unexpected. I mean, I apply, but I never get anything. I'm pretty sure the FAFSA means F- All of the Freaking Stupid Asians. Or Financial Assistance Fakery for people born Somewhere not America. But yeah. And my beloved TTE program gave me a quarter tuition assistance because I'm student teaching. That's (counts) ..three quarters assistance! Really, it's humbling.

It would have been a pinch on my dad any myself who work to the bone already (me not as much as my dad, cause let's face it, I work but not so much for money- apparently I like to give it away.) to get through the next year. I also am aware that there a whole lot of other students who are struggling much harder than I who are probably more righteous than I who probably deserve it more than I. Yet I get the letter. I don't know why such mercies are given me, but I'll accept them with gratitude. I really think that the net effect of blessings like these (blessings without too much immediate reason) is humility.

I think that certain behaviors are manifestations of certain traits. This isn't always without exception, but are good measures to judge by. For example, charity I think is manifested a lot by personal sacrifice. Love, by patience. Faith by action and humility by gratitude. A humble man sees him self as he really is with respect to the majesty of God and His plan. It's eye-opening to realize how much mercy we receive on a daily basis. I feel that God humbles people in two ways: He destroys them, or He shows them mercy. How thankful I am that our Father is a merciful God.

It makes me think to my favorite part of the Pearl of Great Price which is the Oliver Cowdry note at the end of JSH. The one that starts with “These were days never to be forgotten". This is the whole quote. “These were days never to be forgotten—to sit under the sound of a voice dictated by the inspiration of heaven, awakened the utmost gratitude of this bosom!" I see a humbled man who is realizing that he is literally writing God's words. I wonder sometimes if he even saw the massive scope of the undertakings in which he was working. I can't comprehend it myself. But what it came down to, what he wrote, was that he was thankful. Humbling, eh?

So, here's to being grateful. All I can really do is work on becoming more humble, work hard and help as many people as I can. I'm sure there's more, but those are my top three. If anyone else can think of more to add to the list, feel free. : )

Still missing my friends though. (And I have no favorites.) But Strawberries and Ice Cream are doing a good job of replacing them.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Jon's Vacation: Day 7















Trendsetter or dweeb? You decide. (Getting fitted for a tux)

So it has only taken one week for my complete and totaly vacation to turn into a mission to help my sisters wedding crap get done. It's not like I don't want to help or anything, but shoot. I left Provo to get away from people asking me to do things all the time. *sigh* Anyway. Really, I'm not that resentful.

So today I spent 4 hours printing reception and RSVP cards. But I also went shopping for a new light grey suit which would be so hot. But to no avail. Santa Maria just isn't a suit town. Well, so says the kindly old hispanic man who fitted me for a tux today. He says its a cow town. I wonder if he was talking about the agriculture or the women.... kidding, kidding.

Wrote a lot more of the movie tonight. Right now I'm embroiled into the seedy mystery part. It's kinda sweet. Oh yeah, and for dessert. You guessed it, a heaping bowl of freshly sliced California strawberries perched upon a bed of the finest Thrifty's vanilla ice cream.

I'm starting to miss all of my friends.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Jon's Vacation: Day 6



















'...and in 6 months you can have a raise.'


So, I'm thinking about starting a new business. 'Another one', you ask? Why not? It's not like I'm incredibly busy or anything. Well, what brought this on was my parents and my conversation over dinner (chinese food of my own crafting) tonight. We were talking how my sister got this sick amazing wedding dress straight out of China, custom made, custom paid and custom fitted for like, $81. Really. I was like, 'dang, I need to get a light grey suit'. And then my mom and I started talking about all of these little connections that she has for getting stuff all over. Apparantly there are some Koreans in LA who I can pay hardly anything for them to make me anything and then my imagination began to run wild. Custom t-shirts? They can make me designer jeans of my own brand. What the crap? I could have my own clothing line.

Really, the idea is enticing. I could be the next Versace, fashionisto. But then again I could always be a woman. Or gay. But gender preference aside, making sweet t-shirts does sound way cool. But I'm always afraid of the risk. What guarentees sales? How well are the ka-jillion other 'smarmy t-shirt saying' companies doing? Plus add to that my complete and utter lack of business savviness, then you've got the makings of the business equvalent of the Fantastic Four movie. Which if the reference is confusing you, was a languid piece of rotting tripe. Dare I say that Joel Schumacher (Batman & Robin) might be able to make a better movie. Next time Tim Story tries to make a movie, I'll rip his eyes out and shove them down his pants so he can see me kick the crap out of him. Anyway, I need a savvy business partner and some sweet ideas, cause folks, I've got the connections.

Oh yeah, and I wrote more movie tonight. I like it.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Jon's Vacation: Day 5













I took this picture. Really.

You know what that is? It's a heaping bowl of freshly sliced California strawberries perched upon a bed of the finest Thrifty's vanilla ice cream. It really is one of life's greatest delights.

So, someday when I become a multi-billionaire or something to that effect, you know what I'll have after dinner? With all the purchasing power in the world, I would have a heaping bowl of freshly sliced California strawberries perched upon a bed of the finest Thrifty's vanilla ice cream. Desserts that are on fire, pish tosh. Desserts that require days to arduously craft, I turn my nose to you. Being home is nice.

So, what did I do today? I did my sister's engagement photos (touched them up etc. I think there's money in this by the way) Then I made some mucho progress on the movie. A barrel o' surprises this movie is going to be. We've got plot, likable characters, atmosphere, oh man, all we need is a budget and we'll be set. And the more I write the movie, the more I feel that its going to be a full lenth feature. I wonder if I'll be able to handle it.

I went to San Luis Obispo today. Ate dinner at Firestone BBQ and watched a bajillion Cal Poly girls walk in. Girls who drink is a huge turn off by the way. So are girls who swear. And smoke. Anyway, I about picked up on a girl in the Barnes & Noble where I was writing script. She was sitting at the table across the way doing homework. Then I realized that I live in Provo and she's probably not LDS. Kinda puts a damper on things real quick.

And I've decided that I'm going to take up photography again. So all you gorgeous women out there, I need some models. Just let me know.