Band Names

As a thought exercise, and inspired by John Hodgman's 700 Hobo Names, I thought it would be cool if we finally wrote down all those cool band names we hear every day. That way we'll realize they really aren't cool.

Here's a few for starters:

My Primary Function is Destruction
No Baptisms for Girls
Flippancy
Wes Rockjaw and the Dentists’ Nightmares
Madam Curie Overdrive
Tesla vs. Edison
Some Kind of… Robot Monkey??
Vlad the Impala
Pearl Jam
Black-faced Lion Tamarin
Zombie Jury
The Groomsmaids