Friday, July 28, 2006

This is why you proofread. *UPDATED*



Oh wow. You never know how incredibly ridiculous wedding announcements will get. I thought I had seen them all, poorly designed, poorly worded. But nothing, nothing, could have prepared me for what we got in the mail a little bit ago. Yes, this happy young couple sent this photo out to everyone that they know.

I've also posted the rest of the announcement on my Flickr Account. I've scoured the whole thing and no, there is absolutely no reason for that lighthouse to be there. No such maritime imagry on the rest of the thing. I shake my head increduoulsly at humanity. Once again, we have topped ourselves.

Update - We tracked down the e-mail address of the designer of the above atrocity. I'm not going to suggest what one could do with the e-mail address, but here it is anyway His name is Delwin Davenport. DAV02001@BYUI.EDU

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Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha....

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ha ha ha ha hoo hooo!

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Hey, go easy on 'em--they had to get The Ring Shot in there somehow.

But it is *awesomely* bad.

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I can't decide if that's erotic, or really erotic.

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