International Talk Like a Pirate Day

As some of you may or may not (the majority of you) know, today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! If ever you needed an excuse to call that pesky classmate a "saucy wench" or announce your presence in a social setting with a brisk "Avast!", today is the day for you. Show your pirattitude with a "yar" or two! Or, if you're a teacher, with a lesson plan or two.