Sometimes I amaze myself....

Two things:

-I like to send do April Fool's business early, so that I can actually catch people.

-I stay up late.

Combine those two things, and you get this email:

SUBJECT: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, I HAVE TO TELL YOU MY REAL FEELINGS

PLEASE.

Just read this. I dont care if you never want to speak to me again, just read this and understand!

This is very difficult for me...I'm sorry if this weirds you out....we've known eachother for so long....

....I've been waiting almost a year now....I have to tell you....I take it....it hurt so bad seeing you before....

Of recent events certain things have come to light...I recently moved out...because my mom found my stash....she came home from work early and...I'm usually pretty quick about this...but she caught me in the act. Well needless to say and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in bel-air". I begged and pleaded with her the other day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home, smell you later". Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

I thought it was hilarious when I sent it to about ten different girls. Only in retrospect I do wonder what I was thinking.

Well, needless to say this didn't turn out well. I got about 4 sincere letters of concern, 4 girls avoiding me completely, and 2 left unaccounted for. I've heard a lot of comedians say that to become a succesul in that line of work, all one has to do is create bizzare situations that humiliate ones self and everyone around him, and then recount everything for his audience. I dont know though.